Some things you may like to make a note of include:
– We think Indiana – sorry, Indy – will be okay in the end.
– The baddies are bad people.
– The film’s full title is Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Snappy.
– Wherever Indiana – sorry, Indy – goes, dust follows.
– Cate Blanchett’s wearing a black bob.
– Shia le Roast Beef looks rather well-cast.
– And yes, Harrison Ford is WAY too old.
– It all looks rather tiresome.
– He’s still wearing that shitting bonnet.
– And c) and d).
Watch Grandad getting giddy after the jump…