Lock up your pies! Perez Hilton’s in town and ‘DJ-ing’ down Circus!

Yummy in my tummy.

They’ve reinforced the DJ box and St. Johns Ambulance are on stand-by were there a need for post-exposure counselling – now all you need do is trot down to London’s glittering Circus chez the Soho Revue Bar this very eve and witness the inexplicable interdolly sensation that is Perez ‘It’s true, I did eat all the pies’ Hilton spinning some delightful tuuuuuuuunes to a crowd with a penchant for back-bottom-bumming and neon acrylics.

We may or may not be there sticking gum in Jodie Harsh’s hair, or we may or may not be somewhere else.

It’s important to know these things.

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9 comments to “Lock up your pies! Perez Hilton’s in town and ‘DJ-ing’ down Circus!”

  1. I’ll be there. Just for the crumbs off that DJ booth.

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  2. You just know he smells.

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  3. I’d like to be there if only to join in with the sticking of gum in Jodie Harsh’s hair….

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  4. I would go but I’m busy masturbating online tonight.

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  5. Oh, you’re bad Me Me Me …you know this blog was only started because you wanted to be the new Perez, albeit a lot more corporate, and a contract saying you have to say everything done my Mika is really good.

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  6. Wait a minute Consuela – are you seriously saying Perez Hilton ISN’T corporate? Need your head testing, lady.
    And maybe they just like Mika. Not that hard to believe you know… millions do.

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  7. Yes, he is corporate, but it was more of a natural evolution, rather than starting off from the outset to be corporate.

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  8. LIke I’m even bothered about this, but in what way are they corporate? They slag more people off than they lick up to – and i’m assuming you think you can only be nice to someone if you’re being paid to do so? How very cynical of you.

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  9. Don’t give a fuck who’s corporate or not – the fact is, this site is funny and spunky and doesn’t give a fuck about pissing people off, whereas Perez arse licks to the point of suffucation, and is bland to the point of being Kylie Minogue. And has never made me laugh once. He’s merely the first one to get fed things, that’s all. His site is actually cringe-making. So there.

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