me-me-me Cock Watch – Otis Ferry

Eugh.

Let us explain, in point form:

1) He is a cock.

b) He looks like a cock in those ads for fur-mongering-Welsh-worker-laying-off-Burberry.

Three) He supports fox hunting.

IV) He tries the whole, ‘Oh, we’re a suppressed minority’ bollocks apropos the fox hunting. No, you’re just a cock.

5) He is our deal breaker with Sienna Miller. We j’adore Sienna Miller, and we are heartbroken that she can be friends with such a cock.

f) None of this would ever have happened had Bryan Ferry married that nice Jerry Hall.

Seven) He dresses like a cock.

8) He is a cock.

IX) Cock.

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5 comments to “me-me-me Cock Watch – Otis Ferry”

  1. Haha! Yey! SO agree. God, he’s such a cock. Hate. Him.

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  2. Dad’s a cock too, though, lest we forget.

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  3. ‘Ad ‘im. He were shite.

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  4. Couldn’t have put it better myself.

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  5. He is a cock, but his dad is still fit as fuck (SO right about the Burberry point, by the way … but Sienna? *feels dirty just reading said statement*).

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