Let’s play a game. Let’s play that game where we guess to which famous that bulge up there belongs. We’ll give you some clues:
– He’s a very famous famous.
– He used to be quite pretty but now it’s become clear that he is a lumpen screaming to get out. And it’s getting out.
– And c) and d)
Jump la jump for the big reveal!
It’s Leonardo DiCaprio, ladies ‘n’ gennelmen. Hooray!
*goes to touch self; saves it for another time*
And it’s not only Leo DiCaprio, it’s also George Clooney off-of the politics is getting boring now, and Penelope Cruz off-of e-Spanish & j’adore! It’s like, ‘An Audience With… Leonardo DiCaprio’s Bulge’, if you will.