Dirty Richard and Judy off the telly are set to continue thrilling the nation with their addictive mix of bickering, patronising and milking the public – all rounded off with a nice peppering of the DTs – but only if someone stumps up the princely sum of four million English gold coins.
That’s right, pop-pickers – if The Alan Titchmarsh Show and Cash in the Attic weren’t incentive enough to make you get a job, then R&J will continue the embarrassment that is any-air-time-given-to-these-two-as-sponsored-by-the-Department-of-Social-Security, so long as a channel that isn’t Four gives ’em the same slot with lots of dosh to play with.
Here’s a quote, from the Daily Mirror:
‘We are talking to various different broadcasters about various different projects for post-September,’ said Insider.
‘I’d be surprised if it didn’t continue in some form. That is what they are good at and that is what people want to watch them doing.’
We watch it purely for the shaking. It’s like watching Grandma on a Power Plate.