So Jonathan Rhys Meyers has won an IFTA (us either). Who cares. Let’s look at pictures of him naked instead.

Hello.

So JRM has won Best Actor in a Television Drama at the Irish Film and Television Awards, for his role as King Henry VIII in The Tudors. Inexplicable – apart from the fact he’s Irish - seeing as he was shit in it.

But enough of that, people! Give us the nudity! Oh okay, then.

ps. Mel Gibson got a standing ovation as he collected the Outstanding Contribution to World Cinema Award. Shame Washington Snipey wasn’t around.

*touches self*