Well, this news may perhaps be of excitement to you plural. ‘Cause the contestants of Dancing with the Stars (Season 6. Ie. the new one) have been announced, and he’s one of ’em. And he’s Steve Guttenberg, formery off-of Police Academy and Cocoon and 3 Big Gays and a Baby and some other moving pictures that were less successful.
The only other person in it who we’ve heard of is Priscilla Presley, off-of Dallas ‘n’ Elvis. Oh and Monica Seles, who played tennis. Our Americaland friends may have heard of some of the others, but we’re not counting on it.
In the meantime, let’s look at another pic of Steve-Guttenberg-who-used-to-make-us-touch-ourselves-but-prolly-not-anymore, in a skimpy white towel…