Hello. Do you like this picture of a gennelman in his Speedos? By which we mean a brand of swimwear of a Speedos-ilk, for we are aware they are not strictly Speedos. Does this picture p’raps make you want to touch yourself? Oh good.

Oh hello.

And ’cause we’re nice, there’s a close-up after Jumpy. And as per with this sort of thing, if the identity of gennelman-in-Speedos-esque-swimwear is known, send us his identity. Or the cash equivalent.

He probably doesn't do carbs after 6.

*has a white wee*

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Hello. Do you like this picture of a gennelman in his Speedos? By which we mean a brand of swimwear of a Speedos-ilk, for we are aware they are not strictly Speedos. Does this picture p'raps make you want to touch yourself? Oh good., 8.5 out of 10 based on 2 ratings

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13 comments to “Hello. Do you like this picture of a gennelman in his Speedos? By which we mean a brand of swimwear of a Speedos-ilk, for we are aware they are not strictly Speedos. Does this picture p’raps make you want to touch yourself? Oh good.”

  1. Question: How does one get a body like that? I would like a body like that. But I’m also lazy. So I don’t want to work particularly hard to get that body. Answers below, please.

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  2. Face, whatever. But that body is perfection. How does that happen?

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  3. Steroids help, I’ve heard. Sweeties don’t.

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  4. I used to find that when I went to Fire and took 15 pills and danced for 2 days, my stomach looked amazing on Monday in the hospital.

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  5. Mmm … methinks you have found that blog with all the Speedos pics … that’s TWICE you’ve asked us to identity anonymous swimmers. As for the body … it’s a combination of genetics, and working your fucking arse off … although Simon has a point … I remember seeing a kid I went to school with … we were about 22/23 at the time … he used to be a right fat bastard, and then he wasn’t … ‘you look good, how did you lose all the weight?’ I asked … ‘I’m a massive pill ‘ead’ he replied.

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  6. Gillian McKeith says GASTRIC BAND.

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  7. I am a-feared of living off pills. I would like my belly to be all washboardy ‘n’ stuff, but I care for chocolate and carbs after 6pm far too much….

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  8. I’ve just eaten three chunky kit kats – do you think that will help me get his body?

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  9. I lived on a diet of speed and pills between 1999 and 2003. I didn’t look like that. I just looked pale, pasty and like I was one rave away from dropping down dead. In fact, I was a little bit Amy Winehouse, now that I think about it.

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  10. If I’m too old, lazy, and genetically-disinclined to have a body like that through hard work and self-control, could I at least rent it for a bit?

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  11. He looks like the sort of boy who would rent it out for a bit, so you may be alright.

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  12. ‘Ad ‘im.

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  13. his legs are a bit twiggy though.

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