The common people’s princess, Chantelle, has been baring her soul again and getting paid about £23.77.
This time the lady whose autobiography was called Living the Dream (can’t wait for the sequel, My Cunting Nightmare) is crying nylon tears becuse secretly posh Preston has got back with his ex, Camille. Remember her? The slightly less rough bird who probably doesn’t hold her knife like a pen or wear white cowboy boots or say ‘Was ya?’
Chantelle is ‘gutted’ and thinks she has been nothing more than a little old pawn in Preston’s game all along (oh, is that the game called Marry Someone as a Temporary Financial Measure? I love that even more than Kerplunk!)
Meanwhile, Camille gets the prize! The gorgeousness man who dumped her for a woman he’d met on a reality TV show and exploited to make money to buy fags with! And now he’s dumped her and come crawling back with his tainted old cock!