Look at Chris Fountain, lumpen-trying-to-get-out-and-oh-look-it-already-has, attempting the David Beckham-Armani pose thing, in pants from Chapel Street Market and stomach courtesy of Gregs the Bakers. It’s from the latest ish of Scarlet magoizeen, a magoizeen we’re fond of ’cause it’s a bunch of fun and dirty with a capital ‘filth’, but by ‘eck ‘n’ all that, we’d’ve insisted he drop a dress size or seven before letting him into our parlour. And he’s swish-swish-swishing around on Dollying on Ice at the mo. Who’d’ve thunk it, etc.
Repeat after us – ‘No carbs after 6!’
Oh but if you do like this sort of thing, there’s another after la jumpsicle…