Oooof.

Chris Fountain does David Beckham. Not literally.

Look at Chris Fountain, lumpen-trying-to-get-out-and-oh-look-it-already-has, attempting the David Beckham-Armani pose thing, in pants from Chapel Street Market and stomach courtesy of Gregs the Bakers. It’s from the latest ish of Scarlet magoizeen, a magoizeen we’re fond of ’cause it’s a bunch of fun and dirty with a capital ‘filth’, but by ‘eck ‘n’ all that, we’d’ve insisted he drop a dress size or seven before letting him into our parlour. And he’s swish-swish-swishing around on Dollying on Ice at the mo. Who’d’ve thunk it, etc.

Repeat after us – ‘No carbs after 6!’

Oh but if you do like this sort of thing, there’s another after la jumpsicle…

Chris Fountain in his panties.

Oh.

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4 comments to “Oooof.”

  1. Body fascists! Leave poor fluffy (as I believe the kids call him) alone.

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  2. That’s cruel, but then I certainly wouldn’t get my kit off for the general public or thereabouts without going on a diet of dust and taking up residency down the gym for at least 6 months prior…

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  3. You are so mean! i’d hit it in a second.

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  4. Sweet face, but if he’s this lumpen at his age whilst also doing regular exercise, he should be careful. Maybe he has a thyroid problem. His eyes could pop out (that happens. I’ve seen it on Casualty).

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