Eugh.

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It’s difficult to sum up the vitriol that springs to mind pithily, but ‘cunt’ helps.

 

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21 comments to “Eugh.”

  1. He really is the epitome of vile. Wouldn’t mind if there was any humour or irony inside of him, but his ‘taking the piss’ out of celebs is so dry and playground. And his being ugly certainly doesn’t help, but I’m not shallow so I won’t hold that against him. Much.

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  2. Oh, don’t you just hate it when he tries to be nice to someone, he’s just like, ‘Oh, there SO fabulous’. He’s no wit, that’s for sure.

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  3. There aren’t many people that make me want to kill, but he’s one of them. Ant and Dec are another two.

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  4. On a serious level, he really is a depressing phenomenon. His popularity merely drives home the fact that the greater proportion of the world’s population are retarded.

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  5. He’s quite simply a really obvious example of someone born without a personality trying desperately hard to give themselves one.

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  6. I wonder how much he earns?

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  7. He. Is. Vile.

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  8. Well, he certainly gets some people’s goats up, doesn’t he!!! He must have a very thick skin coz so many people detest him – you only have to go on his site to know that. But then perhaps he’s laughing all the way to the bank. Piggy bank, naturally.

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  9. You can see when he gets to ‘interview’ celebs, the celeb in question just squirms through it, like they’re passing a really stubborn turd. Perez Hilton being the turd. It’s a sad day when someone like him makes it. He’s almost like the gossip equivalent of Kylie – ie. no discernable talent. Though at least Kylie is – sorry, was – vaguely attractive at one point.

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  10. Met him and he really is a retard. And totally dull. Sweet-ish at a push, but an utterly pointless human being.

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  11. Did he turn you down, Micky?

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  12. Yeah. :-(
    He thought I was Aretha Franklin, one of the few living creatures less attractive than he.

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  13. I think he’s HOT.

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  14. Oh people, please – that picture just put me off my lunch. And dinner. And tomorrow’s breakfast.

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  15. He’s stupid, plain and simple. His fame is an accident, but he doesn’t have the panache or sophistication to carry it off in any way that is either entertaining or attractive. In other words, vile.

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  16. Outfit’s not even comedy. It’s just sad.

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  17. Are the colonies empting their loony bins? I guess we deserve this because we sent Beck’s and Posh overseas

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  18. We’ve been taking Australia’s loonies for years – Kylie’s the queen of ’em.

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  19. He’s trying so hard to be an eccentric. Eccentrics don’t try, they are.

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  20. He is a TOTAL cochon.

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  21. As a colonist, I must say, we Americans take no responsibility for him. He’s Cuban. That must explain it.

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