So you know Nadine off-of Girls Aloud didn’t turn up to the BRITs ’cause her dog ate her homework? Here’s a message from her very own mouth by way of an explanation.

It's the truth of which I speak, Your Honour!

(Just imagine that picture up there moving. Especially around the mouth area.)

‘MESSAGE FROM LA:

Hi guys,

I hope you all enjoyed watching the BRITs last night. It’s a shame we didn’t win Best British Band but we’re big fans of Arctic Monkeys so we’re happy it was them. Any indie band that covers ‘Love Machine’ is alright by us! Haha…

I just wanted to let you all know how frustrating it is losing your passport! I lost it somewhere over here and wasn’t able to make it back for last night’s show. That’s the only reason I wasn’t there. Hello? I’d love to have spent the night with my girls and watch Amy, Kylie and Rihanna perform!

Anyway I’ll be back soon and you can catch us all performing on And ‘n’ Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway on 1st March.

See you all then!

Love Nadine. xxx’

*dries feathered quill on a lace ‘kerchief; pops back into Queen Ann tableau*

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2 comments to “So you know Nadine off-of Girls Aloud didn’t turn up to the BRITs ’cause her dog ate her homework? Here’s a message from her very own mouth by way of an explanation.”

  1. Yeah, I didn’t lose my passport either.

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  2. Of course she lost her passport. She has no purse or pockets!

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