Right, so, you know that ‘I’m fucking Matt Damon’ video-ette by Sarah Silverman that was rather popular on the interdolly? F-yes. Anyways, they’ve only done a gayer versh for the Jimmy Kemmel show in Americaland. ‘They’ being Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt and Josh Groban. And Cameron Diaz, Robin Williams and Harrison Ford aussi. And ’cause it’s a ‘mo version, obviously the blokes in it are total dollies who paint their nails and wear spandex. It’s called ‘I’m fucking Ben Affleck’; it’s supposed to be funny; we’ll be the judge of that; we judged; it’s not. It’s just rather childish and retarded. And we normally like childish and retarded, but this is childish and retarded in a bad way. Sold it to you yet? Watch after Jumpy.
*ooh, bright shiny thing……!*