Mischa Barton – the sort of girl we’d throw our fag-ends at at school – has officially been charged for drunk driving, marijuana possession and driving without a license.
Is Mischa Barton a retard?
Mischa was stopped back in December in West Hollywood at 3am-ish when them nice police people saw her car straddling two lanes and she failed to signal when turning.
*sticks tongue behind bottom lip and makes spazzie sounds*
We have the following to say on the matter, m’Lord:
– If you don’t have a license, get a cab.
– If you’re drunk, get a cab.
– If you’re smoking/planning on smoking drugs, get a cab.
– If you earn anything more that the minimum wage, you can afford to get a cab. If you’re Mischa Barton, you can afford to get a driver.