Lawrence Dellaglio is the new face of Vaseline. Stop sniggering at the back.

Rugby. Grrrrrr.

Take one person we’d bum, take a product that can help one bum, take someone to be the other bummer, and what do you get? Bumming.

We’re not sure the people in suit-age at Vaseline had this in mind when deciding on Lawrence Dallaglio off-of rugby as the face of their men’s range, though knowing people in suit-age it would’ve crossed some of their minds at some point. Pigs.

So anyway, if you hadn’t gathered already, Lawrence Dallaglio is the new spokespersonage for a new men’s range from Vaseline.

Now let’s look at Lawrence Dallaglio with his top off… And his arse out… S’nice…

Hotness. Peachy.

*has a white wee*

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9 comments to “Lawrence Dellaglio is the new face of Vaseline. Stop sniggering at the back.”

  1. Crikey, I would need a bucket load of Vaseline to allow him anywhere near me.

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  2. May I just, in the interests of safer sex, say that Vaseline is not suitable for bum sex as it melts condoms. That is your public service message for today.

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  3. Fuck he’s hot.

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  4. An ex of mine, who is velly, velly handsome, swears by vaseline to keep him young looking. Okay, it isn’t vaseline, more plain ole petroleum jelly, but all his beauty regime consists of is washing face with soap-free, er, soap, slapping on a layer of petroleum jelly, leaving it for five minutes, then wiping it off. That’s all he does. Admittedly his handsomeness is gene-related, but he swears this helps in the wrinkle department. I tried it once and got a face full of zits. But then I do have combination skin.

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  5. Ooo, crikey! I *so* would …

    [*butterflies*]

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  6. He’s brutal looking. In a good way.

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  7. What is it about rugby players and nudity? They can’t keep their freaking clothes on, can they?

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  8. I saw him walking down Old Compton Street once, carrying a Space NK Apothecary bag. He was casually looking around (trying to be noticed, I like to think). I followed behind him, and he is the widest man I have ever seen. He looks absolutely stunning in the flesh.

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  9. I fucking heart him. Ooooooooooooof.

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