Look at Rocco rocking the ‘mo look!

Down with the gays. 

From the dusty turquoise Crocs to the dolly skinhead – via a stripe that can only be described as sage – Rocco Ritchie isn’t afraid of colour. Neither is he afraid of working the sort of sashay, Chante that would make Tranny Banks weep nor this season’s skin colour, palid. The only thing that’s missing is the shiny skin courtesy of an alpha-hydroxy down Selfridge’s Mens Salon ’cause, let’s face it, he has the ultimate gay accessory in his mother (Madonna. Keep up). Then there’s the both-hands-in-pockets in a louche manner – priceless. And, apart from the what-we-suspect-is a Kabbalah bracelet, there is no branding in sight. Now that’s classy.

We give Rocco Ritchie off-of Madonna…. *insert drum roll* 8.5 on the Gayscale.

Hooray!

*Oprah-style applause*

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7 comments to “Look at Rocco rocking the ‘mo look!”

  1. Oh he’s such a gay! Bet his dad’s chuffed.

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  2. Big ole gay.

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  3. Oh, bless, he looks just like any old little boy to me.

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  5. He doesn’t look remotely gay. His t-shirt isn’t covered in huge, gawdy logos for starters, and he doesn’t have any shit tattoos.

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  6. I don’t have a tattoo! But you’re right about the gawdy logos. I think they were referring to the East End gays perhaps, and their penchant for retro prints and a colourful palette.

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  7. Horrendous outfit.

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