Nadine Coyle – who has the sort of accent that strips wallpaper. And the skin off small children – is apparently going out with Josh Hartnett.
Josh has recently been linked with Kirsten Dunst, Rihanna, inexplicable-supermodel Agyness Deyn, Rumer ‘Shit, the genes skipped a generation’ Willis, Helena Christensen and Diana Ross and all the Supremes.
Imagine the scene: Office of Nadine Coyle’s PR; ‘group meeting’ over a Pret buffet; topic = Get Nadine A Profile In The States, Ongoing’; work experience sporting this month’s fringe desperate to be noticed; brain storm commences; workie – or Tilly, as they’re affectionately known in some quarters – has a ‘idea’; someone makes a call to someone else; Nadine has a new boyfriend; Tilly becomes a megastar and is seen at all the right meetings.
Rumour has it Josh Hartnett’s next girlfriend will be Ann Boleyn.