Now, don’t get us wrong. We j’adore Sarah Girls Aloud. Can’t get enough of her (even if she did once actually fall asleep while we interviewed her). But honey, what’s going on on your bonce?
Stepping out of posh twat-club Mahiki (strike one), wearing a barnet that looked as if the hair was actually sewn onto a hair band, creepily reminiscent of ‘style icon’ Kylie back in the days before someone had taken her seriously in hand (strike two) .
On the upside, she seemed visibily pissed and having a great time, so she narrowly avoids a third strike when she would’ve been out (as in ‘three strikes and you’re out’, which is apparently an American sporting term).
PS Who is the woman with the false nose peeping over her shoulder? Anita Dobson perhaps?