Simon Cowell admits to Botox shock! Sod the Botox – sort the vagina-like hair out!

Money can't buy you a good head.

Simon Cowell off-of flat head has admitted, in an interview with Glamour magoizeen, to using Botox. Oh. Simon Cowell off-of flat head should really sort out the more pressing concern of having a flat head. Imagine if you will…

Dolly hairdresser: Welcome.

Simon Cowell: Hello, yes. I’d like a flat head.

Dolly hairdresser: Are you sure?

Simon Cowell: I have money. And am on the telly. Therefore I know my own mind.

Dolly hairdresser: Are you sure?

Simon Cowell: Yes.

Dolly hairdresser: You’ll look strange.

Simon Cowell: I have money. And am on the telly. Therefore I know my own mind. Did I say I have money?

Dolly hairdresser: Okay.

*ends*

It’s a strange thing, not altogether attractive, and reminiscent of a lady’s flangelina. In conclusion, it’s not a hot look.

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5 comments to “Simon Cowell admits to Botox shock! Sod the Botox – sort the vagina-like hair out!”

  1. hahahahaha, so fucking true! Why would anyone allow that to happen to their hair?

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  2. Spot on. This has been a talking point amongst my group of friends for a long time now.

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  3. Er, and those car-headlight teeth!! Totally ridiculous.

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  4. I still would though.

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  5. are you kidding? he is such a friggin sexy beast, i am so in love with him

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