This picture of Prince Harry may make you want to touch yourself

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So we’re neither a) surprised by this nor b) unsurprised by this. Or something. Because a) he is in the army so it’d be rather a sorry state of affairs if he was lumpen and b) he needs to dump that pig-in-a-wig he goes out with ’cause she is what is known in the business of show as a trout.

S’all.

Bye.

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5 comments to “This picture of Prince Harry may make you want to touch yourself”

  1. His nipples are in the wrong place giving him a mooby effect.

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  2. Even I have a six-pack when I do that pose. If you take away last night’s curry. And the two bottles of vodka from the night before. And the family bag of Hershey Kisses I got through the night before that…

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  3. I really hate his hair. Aren’t soldiers supposed to have nice short hair?

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  4. I’d bum him just for the story. Not bothered otherwise.

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  5. Royal Totty!? My shiny red baboons arse he is. He as the personality of a plank of wood, looks like he lives in Clapham and reeks of monied arrogance. Can’t think of anything worse, even if he does have whispy strawberry blonde pubules.

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