This is the most exciting news we ever did hear. Ever.

Straight to Hallmark 

The story of Paul Potts – or, the Paul Potts story – is being made into a real life moving picture.

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The Paul Potts story in moving pictures is being touted as the next Billy Elliot.

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Paul Potts, who has the charisma of Cat Deeley’s discarded toenail (second smallest toe, left foot) yet interestingly the lumpenness of Aretha Franklin, has had a very interesting life it’s true.

He sold phones, went to an audition, sang very loudly indeed, scared small children with his teeth/size, had his teeth done, proved that people really will buy anything, the end.

Simon Cowell will produce; the entire southern hemisphere will provide the catering.

Who will be cast in the role of Paul Potts is anybody’s guess, though Half Ton Mum’s already been faxed.

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5 comments to “This is the most exciting news we ever did hear. Ever.”

  1. CAN’T. FUCKING. WAIT.

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  4. Will the actor playing him be going ‘method’ and getting bent up teeth for those ‘early years’ scenes?

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  5. There’s something so hateful about Paul Potts. In that I hate him.

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