The story of Paul Potts – or, the Paul Potts story – is being made into a real life moving picture.
The Paul Potts story in moving pictures is being touted as the next Billy Elliot.
Paul Potts, who has the charisma of Cat Deeley’s discarded toenail (second smallest toe, left foot) yet interestingly the lumpenness of Aretha Franklin, has had a very interesting life it’s true.
He sold phones, went to an audition, sang very loudly indeed, scared small children with his teeth/size, had his teeth done, proved that people really will buy anything, the end.
Simon Cowell will produce; the entire southern hemisphere will provide the catering.
Who will be cast in the role of Paul Potts is anybody’s guess, though Half Ton Mum’s already been faxed.