Daniel Craig to wed. As in ‘marry’.

The happy couple.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, etc.

Daniel Craig off-of Daniel Craig is set to marry his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell.

‘Satsuki’?

Daniel apparently proposed to Satsuki *guffaws* last summer, but the pair had thus far refused to set a date.

However-dramatic-pause, the couple has decided to do the deed and, you know, get married.

‘Daniel and Satsuki are so loved up,’ someone who knows someone who once flicked off to one of his films told The Sun. ‘He asked her to marry him and she’s been showing off a very beautiful Cartier ring. It has a large diamond solitaire with a platinum setting.’

Er, like, ENOUGH INFORMATION already.

Oh there’s more.

‘Daniel and Satsuki are now stronger than ever. They’re planning an intimate ceremony for close family and friends. They make a great couple.’

Thanks.

The end.

*sobs*

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

More dolly #content:

8 comments to “Daniel Craig to wed. As in ‘marry’.”

  1. Maybe the bitch can learn to smile a bith. Lucky bitch. Bitch. Did I say bitch? Fucking bitch.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  2. Is he kind of dumb? This gf is friggin fugly. She also seems like an annoying leech for own benefit. I’ve never met a man that prefers someone ugly.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  3. They’re both actually kinda miserable, so perhaps they’ll live miserably ever after, amen.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  4. He is WAY hotter than she is. Not that I’m shallow in any way, but he is WAY hotter than she. WAY hotter. Hotter? WAY. Hot. Way. Way. Hot.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  5. MY GOD! Dame Judy Dench is prettier than this, this, this girl. Please don’t marry her! She is no BOND girl. She is not shagadelic in any way. She makes me feel sad. Dame Judy Dench I love you though.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  6. He does look good in films, but I think I’ve said it on here before …seen him in the flesh, and was v.disappointed. I was shocked, in fact, as he was previously a very most definite ‘would’.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  7. She always looks so awful, especially her hair, face and clothes. Does he have no taste? They’ve been living together for years. She generally looks like a man including an adam’s apple

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  8. She’s a moose.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Leave a comment