Hurrah! Crack open the Morrison’s Champenoise! Buy some packets of cheesy Snack-a-Jacks! Put on a CD of Pink (never had a lezza experience at all) singing ‘Get This Party Started’ and wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care! Because Chezza has seen the light and returned to Asha!
Yes, that’s right, the one from Girls Aloud who looks a bit like an arms dealer’s wife has decided that shagging a lady with plastic tranny heels and nearly getting her pregnant, and another lady, oops there goes another one, and, who’s that at the door – why it’s 10 other slags all wanting payment, is so not a deal breaker at all, and Asha and his cock with its open weeping sores can come back to their lovely home.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, you better get me to the STD clinic…