Patrick Swayze ‘dying from cancer’. So says The National Enquirer. Oh.

A sad, sad situation. If true.

Patrick Swayze is dying from pancreatic cancer and only has five weeks to live, says dogshit magazine The National Enquirer.

:-(

This is what ‘Insider’ told The National Enquirer. Oh that rhymes…

‘He was told he could have two more treatments, but his cancer was not responding. In short, they held out little hope for a cure.’

This is what someone in the near vicinity who shall remain anonymous said:

‘No one puts Swayze in a coffin.’

:-(

 

 

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One comment to “Patrick Swayze ‘dying from cancer’. So says The National Enquirer. Oh.”

  1. too bad :(((((

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