Monk caught stealing gay porn. What a dirrrrdy birrrrdy filthy monk-y.

Pig.

A 49-year-old German monk may be facing charges of the criminal kind after he was caught nicking gay porn of the DVD kind.

Pig.

The Benedictine monk was caught red handed as t’were deep withinside a sex shop in Wurzburg which is *checks streetmap* in Bavaria, reports Abendzeitung news papyrus. 

A search of his room then uncovered 200 other porn DVDs.

Sidebar: Someone not too far from where we are now shagged a monk. He was hotty le hot. He saw the light and decided Monkery was a bit dull. True story.

We have no picture of said Monkage, but we like to imagine he looks like that hot monk Samantha was trying to touch inappropriately in Sex in the City. You know, this fella…

God told me that you have to bum me.

‘member? He’s called Costas Mandylor he is. This little clipette may jog your mems…

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3 comments to “Monk caught stealing gay porn. What a dirrrrdy birrrrdy filthy monk-y.”

  1. That’s funny.

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  2. Oh that monk was HOT.

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  3. J’adore Samantha.

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