Here’s Janet ‘Miss Jackson-if-you’re-nasty’. Oh, hello.
But what is she wearing? Is it…
a). some sort of sexual paraphernalia where a man’s business would go through the hole?
b). a bottle opener?
c). that thing they put on you at the dentist’s to keep your mouth from closing around their utensils?
d). Michael Jackson?
And the picture is taken from the new edition of BlackBook, which we obviously highly recommend.