Oh Daniel, Danny, Dan, D. Such a tease, what with your perfect abs and tight back bottom and *has another look* almost-blond hair and greeny green eyes and terrible tattoo on your right arm.
Anyways, this is what is known in showbusiness as a grab, taken from the trailer to Daniel Craig’s new moving picture, Flashbacks of a Fool. What-it-is-is, a film about a fading Hollywood star who returns to the English seaside of his youth for his best friend’s funeral. Fun. You can watch the trailer here.
Immediate thoughts include the following:
– AMAZING cast. Including Helen McCrory, Olivia Williams, Keeley Hawes, Jodhi May and Mark Strong who is hotty le hot. Oh and Daniel Craig, who you may have heard of.
– Looks a bit shit. Hard to tell from the trailer, ’tis true, but the kids in it seem, well, a bit shit. All pushy/wealthy parents and no talent. Though we predict that we’ll watch it and decide it’s not that shit after all. Shit-lite, p’raps.
– And c) and d)
Do we think it's written in all Daniel Craig's contracts that he must get naked?,