This week’s Harry Hill award for ‘the most unholy alliance of the week’ goes to… Katie Price and Alex Curran, the lady who regularly has her vajayjay touched by a man who wears nylon and is famous for being good at footballs. or Summat. or Nuthin.
vulgar slags lovely, purdy ladies in bonnets and crinolines, hit the Liverpool streets this week with their matching Fake Bake legs (on special at Superdrug, £3.99), hair from the heads of Turkmenistanian orphans and plucked flanges. And it looked like they were getting on like a bungalow on fire after a nana’s lit ciggie had connected with an acrylic sofa cover. Hurrah for the unholy alliance! We likey. We want more.
Next week, my money’s on Chantelle and Shannon Matthew’s muther coming out of Funky Buddha working those exposed lady parts!