Oh, look, it’s OGL and that Timberlake person on her new single sleeve!

Four minutes never seemed so long

So, did you realise that Madonna’s new single was in fact a duet? And this is the cover of that duet. The duet thing explaining the piss-poor nature of the offering.

Let’s look at the history of Madonna and the duet. Prince on her Like a Prayer album. The Missy Elliott collabo for a GAP ad (‘Where dja get dem jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeanz?’) Britney Spears on whatever that thing was… bearing in mind she could work with whoever the fuck she wanted, it seems like a pretty piss-poor line up to us. Did we use piss-poor already? Oh. Let’s use it again. Piss-poor.

Ne’mind. Watch French & Saunders ‘doing’ Mads and Missy (and Britney as well, ‘ctually) after the jump.

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8 comments to “Oh, look, it’s OGL and that Timberlake person on her new single sleeve!”

  1. French and Saunders is Madonna’s best work ever.

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  2. OGL?! FUCK OFF! What is this? Boyz magazine circa 1989?!

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  3. Shit song, shit cover. Madonna clearly has bad taste in her collaborators.

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  4. Talking of boyz magazine – anyone seen it lately? ‘Passionate about gay life’? If that’s gay life, I’m going straight.

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  5. Mmm … first release being a duet does smack of desperation. Still, I’d rather she be my leader than some cunt called Kylie. Or Jodie Harsh. Or Jonny Woo. Or Scottteeee or other such shit which gay life is apparently ‘about’.

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  6. I pity the poor gay who looks to a 50-year old, bangwgon-jumping talent vacum as their ‘leader’.

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  7. I pity the poor cunt who can’t spell.

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  8. Let’s take Madonna out of this for one second – who do you look up to, Dellesandro? Musically, or otherwise. Just curious.

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