Fag Hag Diary



Praise be my pumpkins. The sweet, innocent, gentle, money-hating, animal-loving Geordie lady who tragically lost a leggy (boo!) but became a famous as a direct result (yey!), and then went on to pull a rich man (cue orchestra from Fiddler on the Roof) has finally got her regional manicured hands on some lovely lolly!

25 million is allegedly the sum that is being awarded to Justin Toper in drag, that’s *frantically types in numbers to Hello Kitty calculator* 4 million poundettas a year for opening and closing her legs a few times. A lovely job well done darling!

And congratuwelldone for getting out whilst your boobs are still above your beltline because, as they say in Showgirls, ‘there’s always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you’. Darlin’.

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2 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. ‘Justin Toper in drag’. Genius.

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  2. Hopefully the judge will make it clear she needs to take the money and NEVER EVER appear on TV again claiming she’s a victim of celebrity. For someone who craved the limelight like a moth to a flame it is abhorant that she now feels persecuted by the media. Maybe she could just fade off into the sunset. Truly deserves no sympathy or any money. She made her bed, filled it with lies and now she should pay for it. I feel sorry for the poor kid who will be victimized by the mother for years to come.
    Still love the story of the hotel in France who were so incenced by her demands and rudeness (rudeness in France what a novelle concept) that they came in and took her leg and held it for ransom.

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