Madonna’s rep denies something shock!

Madge and Mrs Madge. Bet he loves that.

Liz Rosenberg – who is a very lovely person indeed and has never told a porky in her life – says Madonna and Guy’s marriage is not in trouble, despite the pair having spent most of the year so far apart.

Now normally, we wouldn’t read much into this – we find the best relationships involve not spending any time with the other person whatsoever – but we now fear THE WORST because Liz Rosenberg has denied there’s a problem. Madonna’s pregnant? ‘No!’ Madonna’s adopting an African baby? ‘No!’ Madonna is, actually, Madonna? ‘No!’, etc. Must be annoying when that happens. This is what our Liz says:

‘The Material Girl toured the US to promote her upcoming album Hard Candy, while the director was in England putting the finishing touches to his new film RocknRolla, filming a Nike commercial and working on several scripts. (Madonna and Guy are now) joyfully back together at home in London.’

First off, The Material Girl? What is this, 1992?

Secondly, we’ll be the judge of that.

*ends*

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10 comments to “Madonna’s rep denies something shock!”

  1. Exactly. Watch this space.

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  2. Don’t all PRs do the same?

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  3. Of course they are happily married. Just like Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were until an orphan baby toting lolita came along. Celebrity denials are a nice reminder that what you read is usually somewhat true. God Bless Miss Richie. May she pick up the phony accent of the next country she deigns to reign over. All hail your Madgesty. We still love you. Remember marriage is not for everyone, especially two self-absorbed exhibitionists.

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  5. The marriage IS on the rocks because Guy Ritchie is in me right now. He is a very tender lover.

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  6. Oh Tequilla, funny slash I’m jealous. Shoot me that I too wouldn’t mind a piece of Guy inside of me. And I can imagine he’s tender – it’s those upper middle classes, see. Good manners. Bet there’s always a Kleenex beside the bed, too, and not just some raggerdy old towel or a rank pair of boxers.

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  7. Hooray, Tequila – where have you been? Elbow-deep in La Ritchie? I can confirm that he is a tender lover and he really knows how to put a smile on a lady’s pants. I heart him.

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  8. All of this crotch waving of late tells me that she needs to get her granny hands on a real bit of east-end rough – that woman obviously has needs that are not being met – ooh hark at me coming over all dear dierdre

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  9. Guy’s been bumming me for years. Tender? Ish. Filthy? Totally.

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  10. Lu Lu, I can confirm that he has baby wipes beside the bed, and he is a true gentlemen indeed. He takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it.

    Pilar- Mama’s back. I have been busy working on my one man show Just Tequilla. The best part of it is when Guy uses me like a glove puppet.

    My Babys got a secret- that’s why Guy came running back to me. He said you laid there like Bibb lettuce. Does he also give you a back hander just as he’s about to cum?

    Toodles

    xx

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