Being named Unsexiest Woman Alive in the by Maxim mag was ‘brutal’, says Sarah Jessica Parker. Honey, you ain’t been in the Maxim offices…

SJP. That's me name.

Let’s recap, in point form:

– Maxim, wank rag for lumpen sixth formers, names SJP the ‘unsexiest woman alive’.

– Maxim gets lots of press out of it, therefore justifying their selection.

– SJP shrugs it off.

– Grazia decide to bring it all up again.

– SJP did sayeth to Grazia when they brought it all up again… ‘Do I have fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking. It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him (Matthew Broderick), because it has to do with his judgment too. It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.’

– Lumpen sixth former with combination skin spots Merxedes-with-a-x in a skimpy two-piece down the precinct of a winter’s afternoon; comes instantly.

– World order is restored.

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2 comments to “Being named Unsexiest Woman Alive in the by Maxim mag was ‘brutal’, says Sarah Jessica Parker. Honey, you ain’t been in the Maxim offices…”

  1. I, for one, love SJP and find her terribly sexy.

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  2. Me too. What’s not sexy about equine ladies?

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