Hello. Renée ‘You had me at hello? We’ll be the judge of that!’ Zellweger has gay skin. ‘Tis not a lame Chris Moyles-esque slur, oh no; ’tis instead a reference to the silky shiny upper epidermis that is common amongst the dolly gays who often partake of micro-dermabrasion and/or have been liberal with the Eight Hour Cream.
Renée, fyi, can here be seen promo-ing her new moving picture, Leatherheads, in Maysville, which is Kentucky. Mmmm, Family Bucket. Other things to make a note of are that a) her skin is not a hot look and b) she really ought to stop speaking like a socially-retarded six-year-old girl.