Fag Hag Diary

Don't fuck with me fellas


Any of  you bitches catch Damages? No, it’s not an STD, it’s the fabulous legal drama starring Glenn Close – blonde witches are scarier! – as Patty, a litigator who’s tougher than Madge’s old arsehole.

Patty is Joan Crawford meets Hillary Clinton meets Don Corleone – in other words, my fucking idol!

One week a legal-type man with a briefcase accosts her outside the courtroom and says, ‘If you were a man, I’d kick the living dogshit out of you!’ Patty flicks her $500 highlights and retorts, ‘If you were a man, I’d be worried.’

Last night, Patty found blood off of a dead on her shoe – but it weren’t just any old shoe, it were a white JP Tod loafer. See, even the gore is fabulous!

If you haven’t managed to watch it on your pink Barbie Woolworth’s telly yet then get downloading on that Apple interweb site immédiatement. 

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2 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Mmmm, JP Tod loafers….

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  2. I think I mentioned it the other week when you were taking offers on TV shows in which you would immerse yourself … it IS v.good.

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