If anyone could make us want this schmutter, it’s this guy…

Get 'em off, Piven!

Few gennelmen get our pants aflutter quite like Jeremy Piven of Entourage- and, once upon a time, Ellen-fame. Maybe it’s his aggressive, hold-you-down-and-fuck-you manner. Maybe it’s the way he fills out a low-slung smart suit trouser. Whatever it is, we’re suckers for it. And so, it would seem, are ‘fashion brand we’ve never heard of’ Johnston & Murphy.

They have Mr. P showcasing a whole bunch of stuff you could probably wear for work if your job was in a building society, maybe, or a gas showroom. We’re just waiting for the new underwear range. See how he fills out that particular range… 

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5 comments to “If anyone could make us want this schmutter, it’s this guy…”

  1. Fuck. Me. Please.

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  2. Heart him.

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  3. Oooh, he’s a sexy ickle thing, innit. Hair weave or no hair weave.

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  4. Funny, everyone over here in “Americaland” thinks he’s a douchebag. Which he is–I’ve met him and he is guilty of first-rate douchebaggery–but I still agree with you Brits. I’m bum him in a heartbeat.

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  5. My God … those shoes are SO Ravel. Spot on with the building society remark. A man can wear the cheapest clothes going, but if he has shit shoes, I’m not interested.

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