Sorry, ‘rushed to hospital with a terminal illness’. Really! So were we!
Big fat liar Kerry Katona (trademark) has apparently been winched to hospital suffering with *flicks through British Medical Journal* ‘a pain in her legs and feet’. Maybe the circulation has stopped bothering going there, sluggish as it is with Iceland vol-au-vents and deep fried camemberts.
‘We are praying for her but only time will tell,’ says her spokesperson Max Clifford, who reckons she might have pre-eclampsia, which kills about 10 mothers in Britain each year (less than snakes down the toilet and inadvertantly eating a donkey then). ‘Mark’s very concerned like the rest of us,’ he goes. Hope he’s not including us in there. ‘But she is a fighter and we’ve all got our fingers crossed.’
Pregnant BFLKK was reportedly so ill at one point she actually put down her cigarette!