I have ten ‘beautiful’ ‘girls’ standing in front of me, only no Tranny Banks….

Say it isn't so!

*deep breath*

Tranny Banks is quitting America’s Next Top Model.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo, etc. That deserves another ‘Nooooooooooooooo, etc.’

According to Hokey Dokey OK! magoizeeeen, Tyra off-of modelling is sick ‘n’ tired ‘n’ sick summore of the whole ANTM business, and wants to concentrate on becoming the next Oprah. We’re avoiding any cheap jokes referring to lumpen-ness at this juncture. That would be looooooooow. Though not low-calorie.

Oooh, and guess what – ‘creative director’ and full-time lady Jay Manuel, whose lips are getting more ridiculous by the second with Mac officially unable to keep up with the demand, is also behind the shock DEPARTURE. You gotta agree that deserved capitalisation.

‘It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking. Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day.’

True story.

Also a sad story.

The end.

 

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3 comments to “I have ten ‘beautiful’ ‘girls’ standing in front of me, only no Tranny Banks….”

  1. Oh, that’s the saddest thing I ever heard.

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  2. Oh foooookin ‘ell. What the fuck am I supposed to watch now?

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  3. Tranny Banks is irreplaceable. Ooh, there’s a song in there somewhere…

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