Joss Stone’s going lezza on our asses. Well, not ours. Some lezza’s.

Tasty tights. Yum. Eee.

Hello. Joss Stone off-of you ain’t Jackie Collins so quit with the accent ALREADY is going lesbetronical.

The singer, 20, from London’s glittering Devonshire is doing a turn as a lady-gardener in a new British comedy called Snappers. Deep withinside said moving picture, we’ll be able to witness Joss indulging in a, and-we-quote, ‘long, lingering French kiss’ with a *sudden intake of breath* wo-man. S’true.

Joss had something to say about this:

‘There are things that are going to really push the boundaries and that excites me.’

Boundaries? Push? Excitement?

*has a lie down*

Now let’s watch Joss Stone in that Flake advert, in which she doesn’t sing as such, more just opens her mouth and some indecipherable vowels come out… Bit like Reeves and Mortimer’s ‘Club Style’ on Shooting Stars… S’fun…

 

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4 comments to “Joss Stone’s going lezza on our asses. Well, not ours. Some lezza’s.”

  1. Silly bitch.
    Oh, did I just say that? Sorry.
    Silly bitch.

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  2. Why does everyone hate this girl? Yeah, she’s a bit annoying but I quite like her. And *looks around to make sure no-one’s listening* she has a MUCH better voice than Amy Winehouse.
    Oh go on, then, shoot me now.

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  3. I really fancy a Flake.

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  4. I LOATHE THAT ADVERT JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I HATED HER AS MUCH AS I COULD SHE BEEN DONE GOES AND DOES THAT

    But I’m sure she makes a maaarvellous lez.

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