Hello. Joss Stone off-of you ain’t Jackie Collins so quit with the accent ALREADY is going lesbetronical.
The singer, 20, from London’s glittering Devonshire is doing a turn as a lady-gardener in a new British comedy called Snappers. Deep withinside said moving picture, we’ll be able to witness Joss indulging in a, and-we-quote, ‘long, lingering French kiss’ with a *sudden intake of breath* wo-man. S’true.
Joss had something to say about this:
‘There are things that are going to really push the boundaries and that excites me.’
Boundaries? Push? Excitement?
*has a lie down*
Now let’s watch Joss Stone in that Flake advert, in which she doesn’t sing as such, more just opens her mouth and some indecipherable vowels come out… Bit like Reeves and Mortimer’s ‘Club Style’ on Shooting Stars… S’fun…