Fag Hag Diary

Boo hoo


Poor Lady Sienna. Those nasty photographer men just keep on poking their long lenses at her just when she’s least espectin it!

Take yesterday. Lady Sienna was having a lovely little discreet, low-key luncheon when they snapped her leaving a very low-key discreet posh celebrity-heavy restaurant. She was clad in a very discreet low-key primrose yellow dress, sporting very discreet, low-key massive Sunny Mannshades and saying goodbye to her low-key luncheon partner – TV and movie star Matthew Rhys…

So when she saw a couple of passing paps scratching their arses and absent-mindedly taking a pic that would probably get bumped for one of Kate Moss, naturally, Lady Sienna did was any normalcy person would do in the circs and jumped dramatically into a passing stranger’s car (!) resulting in a chase and even more Kodak snappy snaps.

But don’t you hate it when that happens? Poor Lady Sienna. Problem is, bitch, you invited us to this goddam party so you sure can’t be sending us home just now things are starting to heat up… 

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3 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Poory Lady Sienna… What a tale of woe.

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  2. How these people get a table at a restaurant like the Ivy is beyond me. Must have said she was meeting Jude Law there. How tiring it is to have you picture taken, especially when you dine on the patio. I just want to be left alone and have a salad in public without anyone bothering me. What do you mean you don’t know who I am? Here is an 8×10 with my resume on the back.

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  3. I LOVE you for describing them as Sunny Mann shades … I always call them that, and people (granted, thick people) don’t know what the fuck I’m on about.

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