Madonna don’t preach, part 79 in an on-going series

Honestly!

If we’ve told her once, we must have told her a hundred times: if you don’t know what you’re talking about, Madge love, shut the freak up.

This time Our Glorious Leader (who is frankly working our reserve nerve at the moment, what with that goddawful record and all) has been sharing her wisdom on London’s public transport system, recently voted the best in the world by humble tourists. Ironic, then, that she should appear on the cover of Vanity Fair’s *yawns* Green Issue (the writing, by the way, is ’cause we nicked it of a site where they go in for that sort of thing and we’ve forgotten how to use the ‘get rid of silly writing’ tool on our Photoshop).

Anyways, apparently, according to Madonna you can’t use the Tube. Why would that be then? And how would Madonna know? Has she actually been on the Tube?

Then there’s the question of the Congestion Charge, which Madonna feels aspiring musicians (maybe she knows some!) shouldn’t have to pay. Well, honey, the American Embassy is still refusing to pay the Congestion Charge, so you’re in good company.

She won’t be voting for Ken (Cameron’s much more up her alley, probably, now she’s part of the huntin’ ‘n’ shootin’ set) and she even thinks that them thar ‘aspiring musicians’ shouldn’t have to pay taxes. Erm, OK. Well, we can knock out ‘London’s Burning’ on a recorder. Does that count?

Time for you to leave our fair city, by the sound of it love. We’ll catch you next time round.

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16 comments to “Madonna don’t preach, part 79 in an on-going series”

  1. What an absolute CUNT. Not content with making shitty records to flog to gullible gays, the MULTI-MILLIONAIRE bitches about the poxy congestion charge and then happily hogs the cover of the ‘Green’ issue of Vanity Fair. TWAT!

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  2. Joking aside – why is it that every time someone who’s not born in London/UK say something less than complimentary about London they are often told to “get out”, “go back home” etc… ? I have heard lots of “real” Londoners moan about London – transport/hospitals/weather etc and it’s perfectly acceptable, but when others do it, they are told off and belittled, and told to go “home”. How civilised.

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  3. Zzzzactly. Silly Madonna with her pseudo-political commentary on matters she knows nothing about. I’d say stick to the music, but that’s going downhill velly, velly fast as well. Oh deary, etc.

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  4. I think she should stay. The value of my home’s gone through the roof. I can’t even afford it myself.

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  5. Oh dear. She’s just not very bright, is she? Probably thought she was endearing herself to the London ‘commonfolk’ from her West-End mansion. And so nice of ‘OGL’ (not) to berate gay-friendly Ken over the congestion charge. Yeah, Granny Vadge LOVES the gays…

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  6. Is that appropriate attire up there? Methinks not. She’ll catch her death of cold.

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  7. The congestion charge is going to make me move to New York NOT my sham of a marriage with Gay er Guy. I

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  8. Hey C Ree Yus Lee It’s quite bad manners to go and live in another country and then bang on endlessly about what you hate about it, in Madge’s case builders, council housing, the NHS, transport, Congestion Charge… And some of her moans you’d never hear from a Londoner. I’ve never heard anyone moan that nice houses are located too near to council houses. That’s a very diffrent perspective.

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  9. It’s the equivalent of – if and when she moves back to New York – moaning that Harlem is far too close to the Upper East Side. I know, let’s get rid of the working class altogether, so Madonna doesn’t have to contemplate its existence.

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  10. And let’s face it, if anyone’s council round ‘ere it’s that Rocco progeny of hers… straight off-of the set of Shameless.

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  11. Off With Her Head! The ‘old ways’ are the best ways.

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  12. Hey Bernard – Have you ever listened to LBC?

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  13. Ooh, no, C. I don’t drive a taxi ;0)

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  14. Looks like word has got out on the Kylie messageboards … a lot more Madonna abuse on this site these days. Still, we know the truth.

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  15. What the fuck has Kylie got to do with Madonna’s increasingly scenile ramblings? Any ‘abuse’ towards the increasingly irrelevant Granny Vadge is *entirely* warranted. The sooner she fucks off back to America, the better.

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  16. What the fuck has Kylie got to do with Madonna’s scenile ramblings? Any ‘abuse’ towards the increasingly irrelevant Granny Vadge is *entirely* warranted. The sooner she fucks off back to America, the better.

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