So you know how fond we are of hearing the latest from those nice Phelps people – you know, those ladies that doth protest too much against the gays and thinks they’re all EVIL and have really rational trains of thought… YES, THEM! Anyways, a member of their family has only gone and sent us our very own, cut-out-and-keep, pop-it-in-a-mother-of-pearl-picture-frame-in-the-downstairs-loo death threat. It’s true.
*has a wet wee*
It’s from one Katherine Phelps off-of the Westboro
Home for Repressed Homosexuals, tagline ’Please just bum us now. PLEASE’ Baptist Church and it’s in response to this story we did a few weeks back (as well as the odd impartial comment we’ve made over the months) and we’re happy to report the Phelps family are as sane as ever. It goes like this:
‘The violence and perversion coming out of the mouths of you fags is prima facia evidence that what the Westboro Baptist Church is saying, is the absolute truth and you all are just throwing a little fit.
‘I would much prefer to be retarded before being perverted like you are! I WILL be praying to the living God, just like King David did, to kill any one of you that have the audacity to lift your hand against his Church and the representatives thereof.’
Things you may like to make a note of re. our very own death threat include:
- ‘Prima facia’? OoooooOOOOoooooooh!
- So you’ve admitted you ARE retarded, then?
- Note the use of capitals in ‘WILL’. *gets scared*
- ‘the audacity to lift your hand against his Church and the representatives thereof’. What, this hand…?