Also known as, ‘we want you to appear on our cover so we’ll make sure our readers ‘vote’ you the World’s Best Dressed Man because let’s face it, who doesn’t want a bit of perspex with the letters G and Q etched into it?’.
Also known as, let’s now take this opportunity to look at Daniel Craig’s front bottom..
Oh ps. Noel Fielding, Daniel Day-Lewis, James McAvoy and Tom Ford were numbers 2-5 respectively. Davida Beckham came sixth. Gutted.
Oh pps. Worst dressed were, in no particular order but starting with one and ending with five, Russell Brand, Pete Doherty, Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross and Jeremy Clarkson.
Oh ppps. The end.