Javier Bardem off-of e-Spanish has received *i before e except after c* another award. From his fellow countryfolk. And an honorary one at that. Called an Actors Union Award. He got it for being the only e-Spanish e-acting personage ever to receive an Oscar. So Javier’s got an award for getting an award. Hooray!
Now let’s look at Javier’s cock. It’s semi-NSFW, depending on the W….
*has a white wee*