*clears throat* ‘We’re getting married in the moooor-ning, ding dong the bells are going to chiiiiiime…, etc.’

Tie you're fucking bow-tie up. What the do you think this is? Honestly.

Bouncy bouncy Beyoncé and other ‘alf Jay-Z have apparently procured for themselves a marriage licence. Or, in other words, a licence to marry.

People magoizeeen reckoneths it.

B’s rep wouldn’t/won’t comment.

The licence is valid for 60 whole days.

*checks day one off-of Kute (sic) Kitten Calendar ’08*


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