You will be seeing this man at the Olympics for the fifth time! The old’uns are good’uns…

Six points!

His name is Mark Foster, there have been certain rumours (which we choose to believe) and he has been selected to represent Her Majesty’s United Kingdom at the Beijing Olympics. For the fifth time! How old is he? *goes on Wikipedia and finds out he’s 38. Swoons. Wakes up with stiff trousers*

He was selected today after a selection heats-type thing (sports not our forte – hate getting the orange one in Trivial Pursuits) wherein – are you sitting comfortably? – he was forced to strip when the zip to his all-in-one bodysuit busted. Underneath he was wearing a rinky dinky little pair of Speedos – be still our beating panties – in which he zoomed to victory.

Roll on the Olympics for the swimming, diving and rowing alone! 

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6 comments to “You will be seeing this man at the Olympics for the fifth time! The old’uns are good’uns…”

  1. Fucketh me senseless, please.

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  2. I. Heart. Him.

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  3. I saw him on Old Compton Street once and he gave me a ‘funny’ look. Admittedly I was pointing at him, but I choose to believe it was an eyeing up scenario.

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  4. He’s gorgeous!

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  5. Is very, very gay. Allegedly, of course.

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  6. If he’s not gay, could we pay him to be?

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