We asked 100 members of the public… which of the New Kids On The Block (grown-up versh) would you bum first?

New Kids On The Block. Scream, etc.

This is what (three) of them had to say (we’re pushed for time, FYIf you’re innerested):

Personage one: ‘The one on the far left. No idea what his name is. Let’s call him, “the person on the far left”.’

Personage deux: ‘The one on the far right. No idea what his name is *we tell him it’s either Joey, Jonathan, Donnie, Jordan or Danny*. Let’s call him, “the person on the far right who is either Joey, Jonathan, Donnie, Jordan or Danny”.’

Personage the third: ‘The one on the far left looks like he’d have a gentle touch, and the one on the far right looks like he’d have a big knob. So I’d go for the one on the far right.’

True story.

Some other facts you may like to make a note of about this picture:

– It’s the first picture of NKOTB – together – for 15 years *someone faints; not us*

– They’re appearing on the Today show in Americaland on Friday.

– It’s all very Marks and Spencer’s Autograph range, with added Matalan shiny-ness.

– And c) and d)

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3 comments to “We asked 100 members of the public… which of the New Kids On The Block (grown-up versh) would you bum first?”

  1. Consuela went to see New Kids on the Block on Consuela’s 18th Birthday, at the barn that was the London Arena. Apparently it was a so-called ‘cheesy night out’. The people that provided me with this special treat are no longer my friends.

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  2. I’d bum the three in the middle as the other two got picked by the three personages who were asked. Who am I kidding, I’d bum all of NKOTB.

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  3. Number 1 looks decidedly limp-dicked. Number 2 looks about 16 years old. Number 3 looks ginger and probably therefore into S&M and light asphyxiation. Number 4 resembles a suburban dad and number 5 looks like a gay-for-pay bareback pornstar.

    So all of them.

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