We couldn’t think of an out there way of headlining that. Still, it remains the case that we’re not sure whether this is ‘citement news or not, because we can’t actually remember whether we liked Bill and Ted first time round. Or not.
*shouts across room, ‘Did we like Bill and Ted first time round?’*
– ‘Keanu Reeves I used to quite fancy’ (as opposed to ‘I used to quite fancy Keanu Reeves’. She went to a grammar school. Not necessarily relevant, but a fun fact all the same).
– ‘Yeah’ (he didn’t).
– ‘In a kind of juvenile way. So yes.’ (No idea who he is. Cleaner off the street for all we know.)
– ‘Shush, cunty.’
Malheureusement, Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter will not – that’s, will not – be reprising their roles.
And instead of Wyld Stallions, the band will be called
Atomic Kitten Atomic Gorillas.
*puts it on LoveFilm wish list*