(NB. Note to Americalanders who may not get that reference – it’s a punning use of the tagline in the UK of Blighty show, Stars in Their Eyes. Tis where ‘normal’ folk pretended to be, you know, popstars. Bloke called Matthew hosted it. He was a bit of a lady. Still is, in fact.)
Aaaaaaanyway, Matthew McConaughey off-of never knowingly dressed, has been offered the role of Thomas Magnum in the remake of ‘citing ’80s telly show, Magnum P.I. You know, the role made famous by Tom Selleck, who was a hirsute kind of fellow. Still is, in fact.
So, you know, there you go.
Now let’s look at that picture of Matthew McConaughey with the VPL (Visible Penis Line, keep up)…