Tonight, Matthew… er, Matthew’s going to be Magnum P.I. That deserves one of these – !

But which would you bum?

(NB. Note to Americalanders who may not get that reference – it’s a punning use of the tagline in the UK of Blighty show, Stars in Their Eyes. Tis where ‘normal’ folk pretended to be, you know, popstars. Bloke called Matthew hosted it. He was a bit of a lady. Still is, in fact.)

Aaaaaaanyway, Matthew McConaughey off-of never knowingly dressed, has been offered the role of Thomas Magnum in the remake of ‘citing ’80s telly show, Magnum P.I. You know, the role made famous by Tom Selleck, who was a hirsute kind of fellow. Still is, in fact.

So, you know, there you go.

Now let’s look at that picture of Matthew McConaughey with the VPL (Visible Penis Line, keep up)…

Pull 'me down while he's not looking!
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13 comments to “Tonight, Matthew… er, Matthew’s going to be Magnum P.I. That deserves one of these – !”

  1. Matthew McConaughey? Hot, hottie, hot.

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  2. I’d happily be spit-roasted by the pair of em.

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  3. The one on the right looks like my dad.

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  4. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    Magnum sans hairy chest and tache is like Dempsey without Makepeace or Rosemary without Thyme. Damn you Hollywood!

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  5. This news has made me very moist indeed.

    I say I’m all about The Matthew McConaughhey, but secretly I loves me some Tom Selleck- reminds me of Chad Douglas- the MEGA hung gay porn star.

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  6. *googles Chad Douglas*
    Oooh, Tequilla!
    Now then, Matthew is a quandary for me… I should want to bum him coz he’s handsome and has a low fat diet and all that, but he just doesn’t make me want to touch myself. Naturally I would given the opportunity, but I wouldn’t seek it out across a crowded room.

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  7. I like a hirsute man. Phillip lost his pre-puberty, admittedly, which means I rely on bear porn for an evening’s entertainment.

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  8. I’ve had a drink and now I’ve got the horn. Lord knows what’s going through my head now…

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  9. Honey, gaydar.

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  10. Gaydar, ick.

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  11. YESPLEASETOMSELLECKISMYNUMBERONEFANTASYFUCKOHYESOHYESOHYESHEIS!!!!!

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  12. OH-MY-GOD! (remember, I’m the original sayer of that looooong before all y’all abbreviatorz!) Tom Selleck is the one and only Magnum P.I. (P.I. stands for Please Insert!) McConaughey doesn’t hold a candle ~ except to his own girly tits. Rrrrrrrip!

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  13. Id rather have the two of them at the same time, why settle for one when you can double your pleasure?…

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