Is it a bird, is it a lumpen trout, is it Diana Ross’s latest incarnation, or is it Coleen McLoughlin off-of Wayne Rooney pretending to be Audrey Hepburn because, you know, Audrey Hepburn’s her style icon ’cause she’s, you know, classy ‘n’ stuff. Who. Knew.
This is what Coleen McLoughlin looks like when Closer magazine haven’t spent the workie’s whip-round on a celebrity makeover…
‘Audrey was so sophisticated,’ a giddy Coleen told Closer magazine.
‘She really defined the classic look.’
*makes a note of that*