Fag Hag Holiday Diary

Brrrrrr!

So, here I am in Cannes, darlings! In fact, as we speak I’m speeding through Cannes yelling ‘Vitement!’ at the Henri Paul lookalike in front and hoping the Absinthe I can smell is just his designer imposter perfume. And I’m not happy…

Pourquoi? Because right now it’s about as sunny as Heather Mills McCartney’s demeanour after the divorce settlement. It’s freezing! Gelee! Shackleton. People are wearing North Face coats. And I am wearing gold flip-flops and gingham.

There’s only one thing for it – we need Versace faux fur and we need it now! I’m offski to find me a Russian with a credit card immediatement! 

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5 comments to “Fag Hag Holiday Diary”

  1. Hilarious. I think I can smell his ‘designer imposter perfume’ from here!

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  2. Quick… do some holiday sex tourism.

    Oh hang on. That’s got nothing to do with anything :(

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